The Last Man Inn Last Man promoting Real Ale, Real Pub Food and Cider Buccaneers Pirates

So, Heave To for a Hogshead of Grog

and get thee loaded to the Gunwhales with a bountiful Clap of Thunder!!

Ahoy Matey, if ye are wanting of a plentiful warm welcome at ye Last Man Inn,
you'll be leaving yer Cutlasses, Dirks, Daggers, Flintlocks, Blunderbusses, Bucklers, Musketoons, Boarding Axes and Hooks with the Landlord for to be stowed away safely out of Harms way, arrr, as we be starting a day or two early for International

Talk Like A Pirate Day
19th September - Every Year -- But,
as all you Land-Lubbers probably won't turn out on a Monday night,
we be havin' our TLAP Day on Friday 16th

Captain Claw and Gunpowder Gertie be Entertaining with Nautical
Nick Nacks and Rocking Musical Tunes.

Prizes for Best Dressed Pirate and Wench.

A curse to those Scurvy Pubco's whatever they may be!

No Bilge-Sucking Privateers, No Pillaging any Miscreants will be made to Kiss the Gunners Daughter, Keelhauled, Walk the Plank or all three if that were possible

. Fifteen Men on a Dead man's Chest, Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum -- Drink and the Devil had done for the rest, Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum -- The Mate was fixed by the Bosun's Pike, The Bosun brained with a Martinspike, And Cookey's Throat was marked belike, it had been gripped by fingers ten; And There They lay, All Good Dead Men, Like break O'day in a Boozing Ken, Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum! Fifteen Men of a whole Ship's List, Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum! Dead and be Damned and the rest gone whist! Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum!